tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65326482011-05-06T21:45:05.330-04:00Fresh and new...and the same.Toddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16268452323016338389noreply@blogger.comBlogger291100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6532648.post-1121117523112168042005-07-11T17:22:00.000-04:002005-07-11T17:32:03.116-04:00

*names have been changed to protect my own tender ass*I was sitting down at work today when a "figure of authority" pulled up in the parking lot.Steve said, " Oh, shit Craig Lawson is here." I immediately sprung into action (off of my ass). It made me curious how you get to be on a first and last name basis with people you hardly know. I mean to the point that the simple utterance of said both

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It's amazing. I welcome you, oh hypothetical readership, to the sort of new and marginally improved Bonerland. The main improvement would be that I'm posting again.I hope you enjoy the content of this humble and usually shitty blog page, as I do. Check in the coming weeks for updates, as well as a new Death Knight story.Oh yeah, and if you for some reason are reading this, tell your friend...or

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Sort of a disclaimer: Bad Poetry, as I so accurately have dubbed this occasional portion of this page, is always either intentionally bad or written while drunk. Everything you'll read here is authentically bad, and should not be viewed as anything else. I hope you enjoy my latest entries into the foray of poetry. They are bad and I do know that, but the occassional nuggets of truth and wisdom

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So it's been awhilwe. I've been busy reading, living and playing Mario 64 (one of the best games ever). It's difficult to keep a regular entry going, so I'll just drop in from time to time with either a story or a questionably humorous rant. I'm working on this drawing project now that's going to look pretty neat when I manage to get it done. The picture is a collage I made, which I am now

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Previously: In search of the Silver V, a key of uncertain power, Death Knight traveled across midtown with his companion Norman. Upon their arrival downtown the two found the city deserted…oh and their car broke down. Before they had any time to ponder their surroundings, a great beast shaped itself from the very road in front of them and now blocks their path into the city. Death Knight

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Okay, so I've been out of the blog for a while. I'm trting to get employed, but it's a lot harder than one might imagine. Everything sucks. I'm trapped in an endless loop of searching for decent jobs and finding nothing. Well I won't lose hope just yet, there's something out there. Spider-Man 2 Ruled If you haven't seen this movie yet, you are a satanist...and I'm going to kill you. There is so

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So I've been slacking off of my posting duties as of late, but who cares? It's my blog, I can let it rot here for years if I see fit. Happily though, I've decided to pick up its decaying carcass and reanimate it with robotic parts. Death Knight will be back soon, as well as the second instalment of my lame short story Unfortunate Accidents. And now it's time for catch up. Unemployment I was

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Life was difficult enough the way it had always been. I saw Hailey the other day when I was on my way to the Omnimax Cinema, and I never could have anticipated the depth of how strange it was to see her. I was meeting J, who’s been my most esteemed cohort for going on ten years; and it just so happened that he worked at the theater. I had been at Norman’s Dungeon, the local hobby/gaming store,

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Where My Bitches At? I doubt my actual readership ever extends beyond the 3 to 4 people I've personally introduced to this silent hell of a website. Just to humor me, why not drop a comment for me so I can start my Christmas shopping. It can be anything, just leave me a random word. I wouldn't want to waste any more of your precious time. Seinfeld I watched that episode today where Elaine claims

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Part the Second Death Knight was riding shotgun. The two companions sped through torrents of traffic for the better part of an hour. Death Knight checked his golden pocket watch. It was almost 3:00. " Norman,the downtown exit is upon us," Death Knight pointed adamantly out the window. " It's cool buddy. I ain't gonna miss it," Norman replied. The afternoon sky began to darken. The grey clouds

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That's right folk's, she's doin' it again...in style. this will be the 47th time she's graduated, and oh no, she ain't stoppin' there. Next week Heather will be graduating from both Gainsville and Taco Bell University. Oh, and five minutes after graduating today, she will graduate again from having graduated in the first place. So a big BOO YAH! goes out to Heather "badass muther fucker"

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Part the 1st Death Knight sat painfully on the sidewalk. The slab of concrete barely reached the top of his heel. Death Knight had been waiting there forever, it seemed. His travels had brought him to the Save-O-Shop a block from the single room apartment he occupied as a shadow occupies a corner...a dimly lit one. Death Knight was in need of supplies, and a ride. Thusly, having no phone, nor

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The following is my initial account of my strange misadventures in Memphis and Holly Springs last weekend. While at times, things truely did suck, I did as always enjoy the company of my two wonderful sisters. They were the whole reason I went in the first place Before I begin, try to keep in mind that I did have a couple of good times while in Memphis, that's it. Trip of Doom Last weekend I

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That was quite possibly the worst Bad Poetry I've ever done. Please try not to cringe too hard while reading it. Well I'm going to Memphis this weekend WOOHOO! I hope everything goes well while I'm there, and I hope Ashley's friends don't scare me. Now that I'm sober, it's time for another exciting night of work. Our internet privileges have been taken away at ye ol' factory of doom, the bastards

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Douglas Adams: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy The Restaurant at the End of the End of the Universe Garth Ennis: Preacher; Vol. 2 Until the End of the World Neil Gaiman: American Gods Good Omens w/ Terry Pratchett John Irving: A Prayer for Owen Meaney Ken Kesey: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Stephen King: The Gunslinger Rose Madder

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Martian Manhunter The best of his class He's got JLA powah 177 pts of awesome 2 clicks of stealth to hide from your bitch ass 2 clicks of phasing to get away from your aforementioned bitch ass Super Strength down the 10 click dial to pound thine ass into submission 1 click of Impervious to fuck you over big time 1click of Invulnerablity to fuck your mama 8 clicks of toughness to decrease your

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I've taken upon myself to post twice on Tuesdays henceforth...or at least I'll try whenever time and motivation allow. So that means my faithful readers will have to use the little scrolly mouse thingy between the buttons to fully appreciate this new "feature". First off, I have to recomaend that you, yes YOU, go see Kill Bill Vol. 2 as soon as you can. This movie was so good, that my favorite

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Kill Bill Vol. 2 Was Awesome, Man I sat there in the dark thinking Hey, that's that guy from Kung Fu Oh shit she just ripped that bitches eye out oh god I so never want to be burried alive must learn the three inch punch like Bruce Lee She sure isn't killing as many people as that other movie but I'm almost certain this one is better the Superman soliloquy was moving must see again right now oh

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I don't know what I'm doing here. I'm going to have to go back and over haul this bitch now. The greeny purpley thing is nice, but i can't figure out the rest of this shit. Taxes On to other matters, I did my taxes last night. WOOHOO! I can't wait to get that sweet sweet government money. Money's always so much tastier when it comes from people who don't want to give it to you. Those bastards

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The following is a list of things that have been unquestionably funny throughout time: 1. Farts 2. People falling down 3. People dropping things 4. Bears 5. Fat people 6. When someone engages in two simultanious, embarrassing bodily functions (i.e. burping and hiccuping, farting and vomiting, laughing and farting) 7. Curse words 8. Unsespecting people getting hit in the crotch with anything 9.

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This Sunday's Adult Swim lineup was to include the premier of this season's last episode of Home Movies. Rumors have been spread around the cartoon community that the show was in danger of cancelation by Cartoon Network, despite its high ratings and devoted fan base. Being at the time in denial of the possibility of such an intelligent and hilarious show being cancelled, I was shocked when I

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Warning: The following post may bore you to tears. It's about Heroclix, and you'll most likely have no idea what the hell I'm talking about...but that's okay. I had nothing else to write about, and apparently these posts are in high demand right now. Thanks for your love and appreciation. I also thank you for putting up with my boring crap (Beware the parenthesis). Yesterday was the best day in

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These are in no particular order at all. You know what they say: "Opinions are like assholes, big smelly assholes." -They 1. When people I don't know, but were close to someone I do know are killed suddenly, I don't care. 2. Bitches be scandelous. 3. My friends are all assholes. 4. I don't like most people. 5. Black people are loud most of the time. 6. Retarded people are askin' for it. 7.

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Sitting Around I'm sitting here Don't know what to do reading looking at the floor There's a song repeating in the ol' noggin somethin' about lamas My mind wanders a couple yards away leaves while I'm not looking My stomach feels weird it was probably that damnable Butterfinger Goddamn Shit Whores Why do these bitches be frontin' goddamn shit whores this mother fucker is shitting a shit storm

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If you suffer from the condition of being alive, you are susceptible to a barrage of health threatening situations that can only end in your death. The symptoms and causes for this illness of life are completely undetectable because anyone who has ever done anything has died...sometimes quite painfully. Here follows a list of things to be wary of if you happen to find that you are indeed

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So I'm workin' on this comic. It's been "in the making" for nearly 2 years now, and what do I have to show for it? One damn page! That's it, just the one, and it's probably only 2/3's finished at this point. I did have 2 finished pages of pencil art at one point, but I have since moved twice and they are long gone. In an attempt to remedy this, I took it upon myself to do, get this, MORE WORK. I

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The allergy blues have begun to set in, and I'm none too happy about that. I'm at work right now and it feels like my sinuses are about to jump out of my ass. I would like to thank the makers of Sudafed for easing my suffering. I'm apparently banned from the Adult Swim message boards for some reason. This is odd because I haven't been there in a few weeks. It doesn't make any damn sense. Jesus

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I just finished reading The Lord of the Rings, in its 1500 page entirity, for the second time. I have that familiar feeling of loss and accomplishment one gets after enduring such a gut wrenching act of Tolkein. I miss it, but I'm glad as hell it's over(again). Hey, at least Return of the King will be in theatres for a few months to come, and I still have 2 family members left who have yet to

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The Founding of BonerLand Welcome to Bonerland, the new hoemstead of my many and varied brain farts. Get ready for depressing drunken rants, embarassing regretful drivel, and much much more. I'll get around to it some day far from now, when no one will care and I've forgotten all about this shit. So there.

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